Merry Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Winter Break is Here

Happy Winter Break! If we didn't live in California we could enjoy the beautiful, delicious snow. Instead, enjoy the commercial consumer holiday that is Christmas, enjoy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah is over, and enjoy any other pagan, wiccin, or satanist holiday that falls near Christmas! Santa Clause/Satan/Spirit of Earth/FSM is coming to town!

Hannukah!

Happy last day of Hannukah! Say good bye to latkes and fried donuts for a long time. As of now, each last day of Hannukah this year, I will be writing a poem. Now for the first annual Gman poem.
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Its the last day of Hannukah
There are no more days-a-kah
No more dancing and eating-a-kah
Im listening to Weird Al Yankovich-an-ukah
And hes getting old pretty fast-a-kah
And I have a little Cold-O-Wanakah
So my nose is running-on-a-kah
Which sucks a lot-a-kah
And so does my poem-on-a-kah
And I just got a sweater-a-kah
And a neckwarm-er-a-kah
So have a jolly, wolly,
Dolly, schmolly happy wappy
Chan-u-wan-u-man-u-kah!
Yay!
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New "Best. Comic. Ever."

I made a previous post titled "Best. Comic. Ever."
That information is now incorrect.
That's right, I have a new favorite.
It's called Terror Island, but it has nothing to do with an island. Or terror.
Starring:
Sid


and

Steven


You should go ahead and read it right now.

Poem to Social Studies

This is a poem I wrote while sitting in Social Studies, learning about our country
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I am sitting in Social Studies
Writing a poem
We are learning about the country
Did you know about the 1816 tariff?
It's probably better that you didn't, it's not that interesting
But I know about it
I also know about the treaty of 1816
Or was it 1818?
I may never know, I should be paying attention
I guess I should stop writing this poem and continue taking notes
I can't see the board...Oh well....
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As Mark Twain famously said, "I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."

Weebl and Bob

This is such a funny show. I hadn't watched since like, third grade when me and Gman watched it. This one's called "moon". It's hilarious.

Here's the link

check it out. seriously

--whatshisface

Pi#

The following is a debate that took place in my head.
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Why do they call them PIN numbers? That's redundant.

Yeah, but what else would they call them? PI numbers? Thats already taken. PINs? You might confuse it with actual pins.

But you could determine with context clues whether it is pin or PIN.

What if you said, "Help! Someone stole my pin/PIN!"

Good point.
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Obviously, I won the debate

infiniti pic

this is really cool, but whoever did this must have no life and waaaaay to much time on their hands.



Whatshisface

This is a real animal

This has got to be the most retarded looking animal ever. It's real though. lol.


whatshisface

My Name Is...

Hey there, I forgot to say this. My face is whatshisface. I'm new, but I promise to post some pretty funny stuff.


whatshisface

Really funny joke

This is a really funny joke i got.



"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died.

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird."

"What did he die from?"

"From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod"

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor"

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man? "

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell??... Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!"

"Yes Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."

[SILENCE..................., A LONG SILENCE....]

"Ernesto if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!"

Welcome Tut

We would like to welcome a new poster to this blog. Tut! You just saw his most recent post!

This how you bargain with Geico

Pretty funny site it is:
nice

Cliff Bars

Cliff bars...whats wrong with them? They taste so good, but they look like..."solidified crap" to quote my distinguished colleague, J.R. Durwood. I imagine that if they looked more aesthetically pleasing, many more people would eat them. Cliff bar company, I demand that you stop looking like crap, and start looking like food!

Funniest. Picture. Ever.

Hamsters and "karots" have never looked so hilarious.

Best. Comic. Ever.

I found a link somewhere to this awesome webcomic.

If you don't think that's funny, you shouldn't be reading this blog.
http://www.xkcd.com
(That's the link to the best webcomic ever.)

World of Warcraft

As embarrassing as it is to admit, I play World of Warcraft. I have one character who is level 60. Yeah. So guess what happened today? A new patch (addition to the game, including new content via download) just came out today! So I am sitting here, waiting for it to download! More news to follow soon!

Line Rider 2!

After much apprehensive chewing of our fingernails in wait of the new Line Rider, it has arrived! This new line rider has many new features, such as accelerating lines, scenery lines, eraser tool (yay!), and other great tools! Check it out! For those of you not acquainted with Line Rider, try it out now! This game allows you to create tracks and then ride them with you scarf wearing avatar!

The URL is: http://www.linerider.org/play2.php

A Poem

It is late.
The computer screen glows
Lighting the room
Nothing to blog about
Starting to fall asleep
Damn.

Spell Check is Your Friend!

Hey, this is Gman here. I will be posting on this blog alongside my comrade Kman. Every thing Kman said is true, besides me being incompetent. I am fully competent. 100 percent. Incidentally, one of our teachers did write Arnold Schwartznigger on a test. Now she is scared of getting fired, I think. This is why they have spell check on cumputers. To detect and eliminate embarrasing tpyos.

Fatal Spelling Error

The funniest thing happened today. Me and Gman were taking a test, and on one of the questions, our teacher misspelt Arnold Schwarzenegger's name. She spelt it "Arnold Schwarznigger". She told us it was purely on accident, and I certainly hope so, but it seems really hard to accidently spell it that way. Of course, I'm a gud speler so I wudnt knoe.

(I' hoping Gman will send me a pic of it he took to put here. In the meantime, this is a placeholder.)