Braces Off!

I am going to be getting my braces off today! In about 45 minutes, I will depart for the orthodontist. And thus will end a long a painful chapter in my teeth's life. wOOOT! I R TEH PWNZORZ NUBSS!!!

MOMENTUS KRAP!!!

This is the most amazing time in our life. We are on Google! Search under "Krazy-Krap" and you will find AKOKK right there on the first page!! I am nearly crying with joy!!

Stapler

So, I was thinking (What are the odds?!) and then I thought to myself, "Who the hell would come up with an invention like a stapler?" Think about this. I mean, I understand inventing a lightbulb, but a stapler. Who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what would be a great invention? Something to staple pages together. Yea!"

Alive and Well, Mostly

I haven't posted in a long, long time. So long in fact, that many of you may have wondered wheter or not I was alive. I mean, if you care. Which I hope you do. Anyway, I have spent a while away from the computer...

I'm just joshing! Time away from the computer...pshht. I was just busy playing world of warcraft and building my mousetrap car to pay any attention to this blog.

Yes, I did say mousetrap car. I built a car powered solely by a mousetrap. The car is very complex, and it went quite fast. I tried to emulate a dragster in the building of the car. More news on my world record breaking (!) mousetrap car at 11.

Dashboard Widget

All Kinds of Krazy Krap has a dashboard widget!

System Requirements:

• Mac OS X version 10.4.0 or later


• Keyboard


• Mouse


• Screen


• Computer


• Compulsive desire to read AKKoK

Download

Drawball

This thing is so cool I just had to make a new post. (Isn't that what blogging is about?) Drawball is a cool flash, um, thing that lets you draw in this giant ball full of others drawings. But, you have to be zoomed in far enough to do it. This thing is just full of drawings! If you look closely, you can see my name.

Homestar Disappoints

Normally I love the hilarious cartoons at Homestarrunner.com, but this weeks cartoon, Drive Thru, was disappointing. This is the first time I have seen a Homestar Runner cartoon that was truly bad. I hope they make up for it with a real cartoon. In the words of Homestar Runner, "Seriously you guys."

Kael Reviews: 300

For the second installment of "Kael Reviews", I am doing an in-depth review of the movie 300.

Synopsis:
The Spartan king is forced to go to war with Persia's army of 3 million with his small army of 300 after refusing to give tribute to them.

Review:
This movie is filled to the brim with special effects. I think that every scene included one. Most of the effects were long battle shots with blood flying through the air in slow motion. Although the plot was a bit lacking, the action scenes make up for it. This movie will probably not deeply inspire you emotionally, but it may lead you to chant "For Sparta!" in the parking lot of the movie theater, as it did to me.

I give it: 4.5 out of 5

Krazy Glue

Given my natrual tendency to spell Crazy with a K instead of a C, see blog title, I thought I would give Krazy Glue a try. It really does stick to anything, including your own fingers. So unless you want sticky lobster claws for hands, I reccomend using caution. This warning comes from experience, an experience that occured just minutes ago. It wasn't that bad, because I am typing right now, but be warned. Stay tuned for an exteneded review of 300 tommorow.

Kael Reviews: Movies that came out a while ago

Here is my quick list of "must-see" movies:

• Little Miss Sunshine- This movie is pretty sweet


• The Departed- Lots of violence, but still pretty sweet


• Pans Labyrinth- Sad, but still pretty sweet


• The Queen- Kind of sweet


• Stranger Than Fiction- Very sweet


• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan- Hilariously sweet

Yes, I had to copy and paste the full title for Borat.