Sunday, September 14, 2008

Recent Happenings in The Universe

Haven't posted in a while. Let's get to the news, shall we?

  • LHC
    The LHC, after years of wait, has disappointed people across the globe by failing to destroy the world. Fortunately, ther is still a good chance it could; they haven't even begun collisions inside it yet. But in all seriousness, this thing is completely safe and will not open a portal to hell.

  • New iPods
    Am I the only one that things the new nano is not so great? The fat one was better. Speakers in the iPod Touch are a good improvement.

  • Fringe
    New show by J. J. Abrams, AKA the guy who made Lost, starring a female government investigator, a mad scientist, his genius estranged son, and a multitude of mysteries loosely based in science. (Hence the title) My impression: Awesome. The world needs more pseudoscience, if only to counterbalance Mythbusters. You can check out the pilot here. (Warning: about the length of a feature film)

Thats all for today, and probably the next few months. Until then, just sit at your computer clicking refresh. RSS is for jerks.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


Ok so i may be over exaggerating a bit but come on. If people on the internet say the world is ending, you cant help but be a little anxious yourself. I did however see on digg that the world may not actually end but who knows. so just in case, I'd like to thank our readers (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA) how much fun (BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) we've had over the past 2 or so years. So (hopefully not) good bye world!
oh, i would also like to take this time to speak for all of the AKOKK bloggers when I say that our full support in the upcoming election is for Sen. Obama. if posts come after this stating there support for Ron Paul, its just your imagination and bad coke playing tricks on you.
God speed in surviving the apocalypse (don't forget your rifles and endless supplies of hot pockets!)