Wednesday, January 24, 2007

TheBigHoochie: Congrats, First Commentor!

TheBigHoochie is a somewhat mysterious blog commenter that I would like to talk about. First off, we are really making a big deal about finding out who he is, a bigger deal than we should make. Second, I don't think we have properly welcomed him as the first outsider to comment on our blog. In years to come, we will remember you, as most blogs make it a tradition to remember there first commenter. Third, in order to figure out who you are, could you please give some subtle hints or a sort of riddle that we have to solve? It would be quite nice if you mad it rhyme, too, because you seem to be good at that. So please comment on this post, and we will see if we can solve your riddle. Once again, congratulations being our first commentor!


Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30¢?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

"Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".

p.s. Oh yeah, and thebighochie should give us his initials so we can figure out who he is.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Kman Begone!

I would like to announce, again, that you are no longer to refer to me as Kman. It's stupid. It's worse than "Mr. X". I shall now be called: Kael.

Newspaper Comics: What's wrong with them?

Reading the comics, one of my main sources of amusement in the wee hours of the morning, I found this comedic vacuum staring back at me.

Over the past months, humor has been increasingly outphased by it's absence, shown here in it's physical form. Aparently, the fantasy world which the comic's author has accepted as reality, the greater population's brains were harvested by the little green men. That's why they find the notion that Old Yeller is sad hillarious. Or, he could be a schitzophreniac.

That said, drawings with captions that are not funny in any way (the term "comics" doesn't apply) like these are increasing, and it won't be long before actuall good comics like Foxtrot or Brevity succumb to the corruption that is sweeping through America's funny pages.

Maybe comic artists are being replaced by humorless, soulless computers, the same ones that answer my calls to tech support and supply the music played in elevators. Maybe the comic artists just aren't getting paid enough, and they're using bad comics as a form of protest. Whatever the cause, comics suck, and when one fails society, society fails one, and that means we are all at fault. The true cause of horrible comics may be in each one of us, so the next time something fails to amuse you, look inside.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Epidemic Poster

We were recently attacked by a stoner attempting to impersonate a member of this blog. Fortunately, I was able to use my admin powers and ban the noob. Thank god, huh? To prevent further attacks, I have decided that if any stupid noob joins our blog, its ban time. NoobBusters!



Sunday, January 21, 2007

World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

Yay! The WOW expansion is out! I already am level 61! And now I regret typing that. Ah well...I better close this page and get back to playing!! See all you later, or not!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Crusty Hair? You Better Believe It!

This is really funny. Me and K-man (mostly k-man) found this on As i was listening to Ms. **** babel on and on about her husband, I realized that she has CRUST IN HER HAIR!! I mean, if you smell its one thing, but CRUST. EEWWWWWW!!! I couldn't take my eyes off of it the whole rest of the period. It was disgusting. Well I hope I ruined your dinner or lunch or whatever.
-Mr. X
-Edited by Gman for anonymity. Mr.X put the picture up. I have nothing to do with it. Also....

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Compilation of random thoughts, arranged by gman

¤´¨)Bring it Back!
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`¤ ☼ SwirlyBall☼

I've know a mouse and he hasn't got a house
I don't know why I call him gerald!-Pink Floyd, "Bike"

"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education," Mark Twain. I live my life by this.


If you can read-whatever language this is-please translate it!

Do not remove asbestos yourself.

Thank you for reading.

New Blogger

I am honored to become another member of the AKoKK team, and to kick it off, this is one of the funnier things i have seen over the last few months (although some parts of this may contain offensive language, so be warned). Check it out.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


We have been blocked by Websense! This blog is, for the time being, inaccessable at school! If anyone has any information on any way that we could get around this, please post your comments! This is a serious crisis, people. Really. I dont know about all of you, but i need this blog! How else can I amuse myself during school hours! In all actuallity, I can't! In the words of the beatles, "Help!"

Game Design Competition

Jay Is Games, my favorite gaming website, is hosting a Flash game design competition. I will be entering my game that is currently in development. You need to know how to make Flash games to enter. (Duh) The deadline for entry is Feburary 9th at 11:59 PM. Click the picture below for more details.

Monday, January 15, 2007

HTML... Learn It

This is for all of you people on this blog.
Have you ever wondered how I do that magic bold, italic, underline, or even strikethrough?
It is all through the magic of HTML tags. HTML tags are usually formatted like this:
<tag>stuff that the tag applies to</tag>

There are tags for formatting text like

Links are special tags that have a paramater.
<a href="URL goes here">This is a link.</a>

As you can see, the tag is <a> and the paramater "href" is where the link goes to. I don't know why they called it "href". It's a stupid name.

Images have a parameter, too.
<img src="URL of image">

Images are different than other all the other tags here because there is no </img> at the end.
This concludes my beginner guide to HTML. So learn it. And comment if you have more questions.

The iPhone: Enough Already!

I am totally in to Macs, iPods, and anything else Apple serves up. And when the iPhone came out, it was really, really, cool. But I'm tired with people making such a big deal about it. At Macworld, people were oohing and awing at it, and it was actually quite funny watching people stare at it. So please, nothing more about the iPhone. Also, today is Martin Luther King, Jr. day. Please think about him for a while, because he's awesome. Like, more awesome than the iPhone.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Mr. X

I am the new blogger of this site that will be referred to only as Mr. X. I lurk in the shadows of downtown Tiburon watching. Waiting. Man, this post is getting creepy so yeah. Here is my picture...

Mysterious New Poster...

Who is this guy? He appears on MY blog without any warning...I think that he should make a post introducing himself, and possible email me with his real name. I don't want any creepy hacker nerds who think that just because they hack the intarweb they deserve a spot on MY blog (sorry Kman, I know we share it). So make an introductory post, please.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Midnight Post

I was really bored so i decided to do a midnight post. probably no one will read this until the morning but who cares. you know whats great about the internet? they have no fcc. you can post whatever you want and not get in trouble. i still wont take that risk because the teachers probably read this. who reads this blog anyway?


i am the new blogger of this site!! i have hacked it! whats red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before it explodes? a dead baby in the microwave. god i love these jokes.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Read My Lips: No New Posts

Sorry for the long absence in posting. I have been relaxing and enjoying vacation, and was very alarmed to discover that school started today. It was shocking. If someone started a rehab center for vacation withdrawl, I would be the first to submit myself. In fact, I think that we should have a boycott of school. We instate picket lines around school and throw rocks at anyone who trys to pass them. But, I'm beggining to ramble...maybe its the lack of sleep. Anyone, again, I apolagize for not posting, and I would like to make it crystal clear that this is not Kman's blog. Thank you for reading. Krazy Krap is brought to you by the letter K, and bloggers like you. Thank you.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

I'm Back.

Well, I'm back from Tahoe and, as usual, there are no new posts. This might as well be just my blog. In fact, you may see that as the slogan shortly. If Galen cares enough to post, he can do whatever the hell he wants with the slogan. But for now its mine. All mine. Anyways, I was in Tahoe taking some snowboarding lessons. I'll tell you, it's hard. But fun. Must. Use. Longer. Sentences. Besides doing both faceplants and buttplants, I made it down the green runs. I switched to skiing on the last day to better enjoy the entire mountain. It was much easier than snowboarding, probably because I've skied since I was five. I really wish I had something interesting to blog about. At least I have something to blog about, obviously the other guys on this blog don't. Or they're on vacation.

Monday, January 1, 2007

New Years, And then some.

Happy new year folks!
I love new years. This particular year I managed to stay up till midnight, although grumpy from lack of sleep. I woke up this morning almost twelve hours later. I am still managing to eat three meals, though. For breakfast, I had french toast and bacon with a glass of OJ. (The drink, not the person.) For lunch, I had a few quesidillas and some leftover pizza with milk. I'm about to have dinner, which is going to me some steak and something to drink. This is how the first day of 2007 should be remembered, by its food. You won't see anymore posts from me for a while, because I'm heading up to Tahoe where I'll be trying snowboarding for the first time. I hope to have some great stories for you all when I get back. A little extra bit here for all you who actually read the whole post, my friend has created a software (Mac only) that calculates various math and geometry functions, for all of you still in school. I am doing some badly needed design work that you will hopefully see in version 1.7. (The current release is 1.5, but 1.6 is almost done, I'm the first one to try it out.)