Monday, December 31, 2007


Happy New Year from the east coast! Although I'd like to think that I am somehow farther into the future than all the people in GMT-6:00 and below, I'm really just in a different year according to time zones and calendars. So, what does 2008 mean for AKoKK?
AKoKK's New Year Resolutions

  • At least one (1) podcast

  • Some super-cool t-shirts for our "hard working" bloggers

  • Install a hit counter to see how few readers we actually have

  • And lastly, make 2008 seem awesome compared to 2007

Thank you and good night!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Back from Oaxaca

I just got back from nine days spent in Oaxaca. It was really fun and I reccomend it to anyone. Maybe if I feel more energetic I'll write about it and post some pictures.

Thursday, December 27, 2007


Just got to the airport in DC. At one of those screens that shows flight status, there was a system error revealing that the computer running the display was using Windows 2000. Its good to know that our airplanes are run by Windows 2000. Right now I am at the hotel watching the sunrise and feeling very tired. Luckily there is a bagel shop across the street.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Finals Are Over

Yes, Finals are over and winter break is here!

My english teacher lifted the entire english final off of sparknotes.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Click, Click, Click

Hello Everyone!
Sorry for the absence in posting. I had just finished my last post when suddenly Lithuanians came and abducted me! I managed to escape from their clutches long enough to hop on a boat to Mexico, where I worked as an orange vendor to try and make enough money for the long trek back to the U.S. I did survive the long trip but I made many new friends along the way (i.e. Paco, Betsy, Eduardo). Since my return I have been very disappointed in the US. on we are number 11!!! WTF!!!!???!!!!!! COME ON AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!! If we al do 998 clicks a day, we might even be able to beat Japan.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007


Protect yourself against cooties. Get a cootie shot.

I realized most peopel have probably seen this because it is in the top viewed. I just wanted to post it.

Also on the front page.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

The Requisite Stencil

Pretty cool, huh?

Here's how I madet the stencil and print:

I traced the logo onto a transparency with sharpie

I cut it out


Then I painted it over the the stencil on piece of paper

After a few attempts, I managed to get a good print.

Total Time Elapsed: 45 minutes

I tried doing this with an old t-shirt, but if the background is even slightly darker than the paint, it looks terrible. Also, the shirt now wreaks of Xylene, and the inhalation of even small quantities of this chemical can cause all sorts of horrific symptoms. I will attempt screen printing next weekend.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Requisite Logo

Someone make a stencil out of this.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Henry Kravis

Watch all this video!

I don't like Henry Kravis very much. Neither should you! Henry Kravis is a terrible person. What a HO!

I hate him so much, that Kael is going to make a funny logo about how I hate him! Right Kael?!