Friday, August 10, 2007


Well, a few days ago, apple announced a new iMac.
It looks cool.
But what looks cooler is the new iLife '08.
It cost $79. I want $79. Someone give it to me.

In other Apple-related news, a new report shows that Vista causes global warming. (via Fake Steve Jobs)
It wasn't like this was unexpected; there have been events like this in the past. Reports have shown that Microsoft is responsible for the 1906 earthquake, the resulting fire, and reality TV.

Due to this recent development, and rumors that the Zune is programmed to steal votes in the upcoming presidential election, I am teaming up with questionably real people to investigate Microsoft's activities. You're next, Google!

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